Cunt.Muffins

Cunt.Muffins

The names Zoe. I post what makes me smile.

Dont be a stranger.

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p-ores:

demon-skin:

[x]

☹☹☹☹☹

There’s proposing, and then there’s proposing.

(via lettersforloops)

pizza:

am i a pizza or a prostitute that’s the question

pizza:

doctorspleen:

so in french we had to draw pictures of different kinds of foods for notes and i found la pizza and my first reaction was to draw tumblr user pizza

I LOVE YOU OMG

byakkoloki:

Happy Thorsday~!

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

chillin-and-illin:

moirallegianceismagic:

ive been waiting my whole life for this gifset

My spirit animal.

(Source: jgls, via keepingupwithlorddisick)

Reblog if you follow back.

Reblog, & watch your followers grow.

(Source: imparare-a-volare, via animated-leo)

mom:	are you on drugs?
me:	私は今の薬です

Period:	WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period:	How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period:	How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period:	Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period:	Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period:	Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period:	For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period:	Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period:	You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period:	Yell at a puppy.

electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens

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