Cunt.Muffins

The names Zoe. I'm 19 and I post the things that make me smile.

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bitrates:

hannibaleatspussy:

melancholicdragons:

what if dicks had mouths

but robin thicke already exists

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Stephen James ( Elite ) for Hedonist magazine by Darren Black.

sweet baby jesus

(Source: virulentvalmont, via highwaystardoritos)

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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mander1309:

ohmygoodgoodness:

pansexualityisperfect:

All people should have their cake and the ability to eat it too. 

And yes, I edited the title to include all sexualities. :)

A civil muffin

Omg this completely makes sense.

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